If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Ferris
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris
Oh, I’m sorry I can’t come to the door right now. I feel that in my weakened condition I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
Ferris
Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
Ferris
This is my ninth day missed. Cameron, I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing this for you.
Ferris
You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris
Heard that you were feeling ill, headaches, fever, and a chill. I've been sent to restore your pluck..cause I'm the nurse that likes to..
Heard that you were feeling ill, headaches, fever, and a chill. I’ve been sent to restore your pluck..cause I’m the nurse that likes to.. (door slam)
Oh, fine. What's this? What's his problem?
Jean
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Simone