Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate.

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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul ‧ 1988

Douglas Adams

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the phrase, “as pretty as an airport.” Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort.

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The passage condemns the appearance of airports, escalating from ugly to ugliness that seems deliberately achieved. Its claim about every language adds comic exaggeration to an aesthetic judgment rather than documenting a linguistic survey.

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