Movie quotes for when you're grumpy

If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around.

I don't see plays, 'cause I can nap at home for free. And I dont see movies 'cause they're trash, and they ain't got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

Well, make up your minds. One minute they're scum and the next minute you're giving them lunch and pouring booze down their throats in the great name of PR.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?

Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...

Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.

Mr. Simpson, get the hell outta my store. Please come again.

Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it, okay?

It's just a box with "STOP" and "START" on it!

‘Built by faith’, indeed! That simply means the workers weren’t paid properly.

You're like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I'm not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! Blah!

I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!

You! All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Short of the outbreak of World War III, the ship sinking, or attack by a giant octupus, I'd like to spend the next thirty minutes undisturbed.

Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

You dragged me all the way out here to watch a guy in a leopard-skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I would have stayed in Miami.

How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she’s cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!

Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

Cling film? Am I a chicken drumstick, Gerald?

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

I thought moms were supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you.