Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

More from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

• I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.
• No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic.
• The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
• And here’s thirty pieces of silver to pay the Devil on your way to Hell!
• Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
• This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... beer!