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More from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

• I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.
• No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic.
• The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
• And here’s thirty pieces of silver to pay the Devil on your way to Hell!
• Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
• Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose, and when it doesn't, it is a burden to them.