
I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.
Azeem
I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.

I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.
Azeem

No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic.
Azeem

The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
Azeem

And here’s thirty pieces of silver to pay the Devil on your way to Hell!
Friar Tuck

Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Friar Tuck

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... beer!
Friar Tuck

Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose, and when it doesn't, it is a burden to them.
Maid Marian

And you! You travel five thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered!
Robin

Any suggestions?
Robin

Look, mistletoe! Many a maid's lost her resolve to me thanks to this little plant.
Robin

Nobility is not a birth-right, it is defined by one's actions.
Robin

Keep the stitches small.
Sheriff of Notingham

Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!
Sheriff of Nottingham

You! My room. 10:30 tonight. You! 10:45... And bring a friend.
Sheriff of Nottingham