Movie quotes for Monday mornings

I can’t face the world in the morning. I must have coffee before I can speak.

One of these days I'm gonna wake up, before noon-

Randy lay there like a slug...it was his only defense.

There's coffee in that nebula.

Espresso. It's like coffee-zilla.

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

I don't know if you've got the whole picture, but he's not exactly working on all thrusters.

Wake me when you need me.

Now there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

Can I at least make you coffee Mr. Burns?

And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe.

Oooh, sweetie...darling...oh god, sweetie what a day, what a day I've had sweetie, darling. (throws herself down on kitchen table) I have been at work since I left here this morning!

The war will still be here tomorrow.

That's okay, I don't wanna go. I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music...the music of pain.

I can’t go on. You two go ahead. And carry me with you.

With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake.

It’s the non-relationship drink of choice. It’s not a date, it’s a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it’s hot and bitter like a relationship that way, but…

Put... the bunny... back... in the... box.

I don't see plays, 'cause I can nap at home for free. And I dont see movies 'cause they're trash, and they ain't got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

Yeah, well. The Dude abides.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.

You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! "Lollygaggers!" "Lollygaggers."

H-Hey Billy I..? Where's Billy at?