There's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex.
Annie Savoy
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Annie
Come on meat, show me that million dollar arm of yours cause I got a good idea about that five cent head.
Crash Davis
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh
"You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! "Lollygaggers!" "Lollygaggers."