Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains.

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• There's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex.
• The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
• Come on meat, show me that million dollar arm of yours cause I got a good idea about that five cent head.
• "You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
• You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! "Lollygaggers!" "Lollygaggers."