There's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring, which makes it like sex.

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• "You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
• You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! "Lollygaggers!" "Lollygaggers."