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It’s all right. There’s nothing to see, it’s all over. None of this is actually happening.
— Douglas Adams · So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The reassurance keeps changing its terms: there's nothing to see, the event is over, and finally nothing is happening at all. Each claim goes further than the last. The calm wording becomes comic because it seems to erase the very situation it is meant to explain.
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