Funny

I'm a hacker!

Lex

Come get some!

Ash

I'm dead sexy!

Fat Bastard

Inconceivable!

Vinzinni

Simma down now!

Cheri Oteri

Make 'em laugh!

Cosmo

He took it OUT.

Elaine

I hate Mondays.

Jim Davis

He said Jehovah!

Angry citizen

Shut up, Wilson!

Chuck Noland

You fat penguin!

Elwood

I know Jack Shit

What the deuce?!

Stewie Griffin

You only die once!

Ally

I pooped a hammer.

Brick Tamland

She had man hands!

Jerry

I am an FBI Agent!

Johnny Utah

We crashing again?

Zoe

Better you than me.

Animal

Nice fuckin' model!

Betelgeuse

Lunch is for wimps.

Gekko

Great Odin’s raven.

Ron Burgundy

People? I am people.

Lina

I'd rather eat dirt!

Sammy

You are all weirdos!

Sam the Eagle

I am not the Messiah!

Brian

Taste my pain, bitch!

Hansel

Mel Brooks is Jewish?

Homer

By the beard of Zeus.

Ron Burgundy

Wanye! How you doin'?

Tiny

I am not a merry man!

Worf

Let's do some carnage!

Baby Bowler

Don't have a cow, man.

Bart

Oh no! You need booze!

Dr. Nick

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

Gimli

Don't pitch the bitch.

Greg Weinstein

Can't talk ... eating.

Homer

Flanders was a zombie?

Homer

Why won't you be art?!

Homer

This chick is *toast*.

Peter

See, he’s her lobster!

Phoebe

I want my two dollars!

The Paperboy

Visualize being towed.

sign outside California meditation center

Goody! Research party!

Willow

Gimmie some sugar baby.

Ash

I carried a watermelon.

Baby

Show Dick some respect.

Bender

I’m not an ambi-turner.

Derek Zoolander

Is this a kissing book?

Grandson

God bless those Pagans.

Homer

Hakuna Matata, bitches!

Jean Girard

I’m not quite dead yet!

Old man

Peachy keen, Jellybean.

Rizzo

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Ron Burgundy

Tell me about it, stud.

Sandy

The Pope wears loafers.

George Carlin

Let’s hug it out, bitch.

Ari Gold

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Ash

Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go!

Ash

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender

My secret weapon is PMS.

Buffy

Mornin'! Shitter's full!

Cousin Eddie

Austin, I'm your father.

Dr. Evil

George is getting upset.

George

Nuns. No sense of humor.

Kurgan

I feel hot....and foamy.

Niles

Praying kneads no dough.

Russian proverb

Great! Now I have guilt!

Rex

He gonna cry in the car.

Smokey

He's comitted pesticide!

The Grasshopper

They said you were hung.

To Sherrif

Oh bite the weenie, Rizz

Zuko

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash

Homicide, sweet homicide.

Det. Tim Bayliss

I do not have a fat face!

Frasier

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Gob

The price is wrong BITCH!

Happy

He who hesitates is last.

Mae West

It’s a god-eat-god world.

Terry Pratchett

Shiny! Let’s be bad guys.

Jayne

It's good to be the King.

Louis XVI of France

You can never have mango!

Mango

I just commit very early.

Sarah

May the forks be with us!

The Blue Raja

Well, isn’t that special.

The Church Lady

Thespians do it on stage.

You're so gullible, McFly!

Biff

Sons a bitches! Bumpass'!!

Dad

Modest looks weird on you.

Dr. George O’Malley

I'm going to the outhouse.

Grandpa

Awwwwww...sexy girlfriend!

Long Duk Dong

Oh yeah, there’s my bitch!

Player on Bobby's team

Why, she reminds me of me!

Rooster

I'll be the best ape ever!

Young Tarzan

At my age flowers scare me.

George Burns

Don't throw me down, Clark.

Aunt Bethany

It’s a crazy chicken world.

Baby Bowler

Lay off me I'm starving!!!!

Chris Farley

I'm off like a dirty shirt.

Duckie

Golf is a good walk ruined.

Mark Twain