More from Christmas Vacation
- Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
- Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.
- Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.
- Mornin'! Shitter's full!
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09