Christmas

Sons a bitches! Bumpass'!!

Dad

Don't throw me down, Clark.

Aunt Bethany

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full.

Cousin Eddie

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Clark

I want peace on earth and good will toward man.

Whistler

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

Zuzu Bailey

Do we have to keep talking about religion? It’s Christmas!

Danielle

Don't forget, when you stir the Christmas pudding, make a wish.

Eric

Greeting all! Remember, only fifteen more shoplifting days til Christmas!

Jerome Nash

In Who-ville they say That the Grinch’s small heart Grew three sizes that day!

Dr. Seuss

You know, every Christmas, I feel like a little child. But we always get turkey.

Terry

Here's a word for all of those who've been lucky enough to get away for Christmas.

Eric

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

Katharine Whitehorn

I have never heard of such a Christmas: sex, and drugs, and, and, and, and women being set on fire.

Connie

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

Mickey Rooney

If every day were Christmas day By some fantastic trick If every day were Christmas day We’d all be bloomin’ SICK.

Eric

In Who-ville they say That the Grinch's small heart Grew three sizes that day! How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1957)

Dr. Seuss

It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve and Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors, each one connected with a thousand thoughts and hopes and joys and cares long, long forgotten.

Gonzo