Name: Designing Women
Genre: sitcom

A red brick wrapped in a green bow sits beside a small wooden bat and a silver bauble. — Original artwork

Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

Bernice

A pearl necklace drapes over a red-and-cream gingham lidded cup beside a white magnolia blossom against pale blue. — Original artwork

I asked this Northern woman, “Where are ya’ll from?” And she said, “I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So I said, “Okay, where are ya’ll from, bitch?”

Charlene

A sandwich sits on a white plate with a black ribbon draped beside it against a grey background. — Original artwork

Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

Julia

A rearview mirror reflects warm golden light above two small dashboard ornaments against a dark blue background. — Original artwork

I got pulled over this morning for having all the mirrors in the Mercedes turned so I could see myself.

Suzanne

A small stack of books tied with checked ribbon sits beside a miniature striped hammock. — Original artwork

I am going to work. It is great working at the library. If any of y’all want, I can get you free books!

Vanessa Hargraves