Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.
Bernice
I asked this Northern woman, “Where are ya’ll from?” And she said, “I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So I said, “Okay, where are ya’ll from, bitch?”
Charlene
Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!
Julia
I got pulled over this morning for having all the mirrors in the Mercedes turned so I could see myself.
Suzanne
I am going to work. It is great working at the library. If any of y’all want, I can get you free books!
Vanessa Hargraves