Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

Here, a sarcastic twist on holiday goodwill: instead of kindness, the speaker proposes bricks and baseball bats as a lesson in the 'true meaning' of Christmas. The humour comes from pairing festive language with an absurdly violent plan, showing how angry they are at someone.

Context reviewed 20 September 2026