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Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, “I never liked you, get lost.”

Bill

Good fortune happy lucky big time for you and the family... Never really understood what that one meant, but it always stuck with me.

Bill

In the future, it might help if you located the source of your rage before you unleashed it on the world.

Bill

Look, it's only a birthday present! It just means I'm glad you didn't die partway through the year.

Dave Nelson

Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true, then... I still don't care.

Dave

If I believed in fairy tales I never would have dropped out of kindergarten.

Jimmy

You poor misguided Canadian bastard.

Jimmy

You can't take something off the Internet. It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool.

Joe

Believe me, I have seen my dark side, and it is yucky.

Matthew