Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, “I never liked you, get lost.”
Bill
- Creator
- Paul Simms
- Cast
- Dave Foley, Stephen Root, Andy Dick, Joe Rogan, Maura Tierney, Vicki Lewis
- Network
- NBC
- Year
- 1995
- Genre
- sitcom
- Country
- United States
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Good fortune happy lucky big time for you and the family... Never really understood what that one meant, but it always stuck with me.
Bill
In the future, it might help if you located the source of your rage before you unleashed it on the world.
Bill
You do realize by ‘gay’ I mean a man who has sex with other men?
Bill
Look, it's only a birthday present! It just means I'm glad you didn't die partway through the year.
Dave Nelson
Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true, then... I still don't care.
Dave
If I believed in fairy tales I never would have dropped out of kindergarten.
Jimmy
James James, the man so nice they named him twice.
Jimmy
You poor misguided Canadian bastard.
Jimmy
You can't take something off the Internet. It's like taking pee out of a swimming pool.
Joe
Believe me, I have seen my dark side, and it is yucky.
Matthew