Name: That '70s Show
Genre: teen sitcom
Cast: Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon

A tipped ornate glass spills amber liquid across the red velvet arm of an armchair. — Original artwork

She was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. I mean, it was like Sue Ellen on 'Dallas'.

Eric

A golden trophy cup sitting in soil in a terracotta pot, with a green sprout rising beside its handle. — Original artwork

You know, Hyde, at first I thought your father was a real dirtbag. But I’ve come to realize that there’s a fine line between dirt bag and Father Of The Year.

Eric

A pair of brown gloves rests on a stool beside a closed wooden door with a glowing keyhole. — Original artwork

Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying "sorry I missed you".

Fez

A beer glass and orange pom-pom sit on a table beside an armchair facing a glowing blue television. — Original artwork

These after-school specials are thrilling. Who knew that one beer could turn a cheerleader into a whore?

Fez

This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business.

Fez

Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don’t know what’s going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.

Fez

You don’t burn someone who’s already crying!

Hyde

You have the right to remain BURNED!

Kelso

I can't believe that any of you can walk into a church without bursting into flames.

Kitty Forman

A green knitted mitten with a gold ring around its thumb resting on a red-and-white striped cloth. — Original artwork

Oh, my god. I married the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch!

Kitty Forman

Oh, Red, you do care.

Kitty Forman

Painterly small white bird perched on a pale blue bowl beside flowers and a sunlit window. — Original artwork

Why don’t you try some of that forgiveness that Jesus talked so much about so much?

Kitty Forman

I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It’s almost a religious experience!

Leo

BURN!

Michael Kelso

A yellow toy camper van tilts on a metal coil spring above a worn teal surface. — Original artwork

If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there doing it.

Michael Kelso

An orange lava lamp glows beside a plant and folded paper plane on a small green rug. — Original artwork

If you really do love her, there’s only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.

Michael Kelso

Ooooh! Burn! That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a 2nd degree burn!

Michael Kelso

A small green football rests on folded pale paper against an olive-gold background. — Original artwork

Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...

Red Forman

Painterly bundle of golden grain beside a foaming wooden beer mug on amber. — Original artwork

I like the sound of a beer church.

Red Forman

I've been working since I was sixteen. I fought two in wars. Hell, I've killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it...

Red Forman

Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Foreman family.

Red Forman

We’re all gonna go to church and we’re gonna have a damn nice Sunday.

Red Forman

What are you going to put on your resume - dumbass?

Red Forman

When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.

Red Forman

When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.

Red Forman

Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.

Red Forman

A cracked speckled egg is nestled in a knitted scarf with a small red pennant and moss against brown-green. — Original artwork

Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for twenty five years, like an egg. And then it hatches – on Superbowl Sunday.

Red