One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just... one shot, to make the difference between happily ever after, and oh? he's just some guy I went to some thing with once.

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• You go 90 and I come 10. You don't go the full hundred! My mouth was open, Albert!
• Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away.
• And in the middle of all this, I started to think about the one thing that makes me feel really good and makes immediate sense...and it's you.
• Absence diminishes commonplace passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and kindles fire.
• Absence is to love as wind to fire; it extinguishes the little flame, it fans the big.
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder: Isle of Beauty, fare thee well!