You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?

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• I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.
• You're not hopeless.
• Let’s never come here again because it will never be as much fun.
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• Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.