A row of small yellow rubber ducks stands beside a red shopping bag against cobalt blue.

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David del Rocco

Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!

— The Boondock Saints  ·  1999

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What it means

Our interpretation.

An angry, exaggerated rant. The speaker says he can't run a tiny errand like buying cigarettes without bumping into nine people the other person has slept with. The hyperbole is the joke: it turns a small outing into a running gauntlet of awkward encounters.

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