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Oh, I’m sorry I can’t come to the door right now. I feel that in my weakened condition I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
— Ferris · Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker offers an elaborately courteous excuse for not answering the door, citing a frail state and the risk of tumbling down the stairs. The exaggerated concern is built to sound reasonable, and its worry about missing more school reads as a dodge.
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