Two pirates cross swords in a playful duel on a tavern balcony above a sunny Caribbean harbour of ships and palm trees.

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Guybrush Threepwood

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

— The Secret of Monkey Island • 1990

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The joke is that duelling is a verbal contest where being clever matters more than being strong, and the dairy-farmer reply is the textbook win. The line made Monkey Island the game people quote the way others quote films, and its insult fighting is still one of the most-referenced gags in adventure games. Fans use it to mean winning an argument with style.

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In Lucasfilm Games' The Secret of Monkey Island (1990), the pirates of Mêlée Island settle duels with insults, not blades. Guybrush Threepwood learns that a fight is won by the right comeback, not by swordplay. Captain Smirk teaches him his first pair on Mêlée Island, including the famous dairy-farmer insult. When a pirate says you fight like a dairy farmer, this is the reply that cancels it. Guybrush must pick up more exchanges from the pirates he meets before he can face the Sword Master.

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