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Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant – huge ass.
— Happy • Happy Gilmore
Behind the line May contain spoilers.
Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
Happy reduces golf to a costume and a body shape, then supplies a neighbour as if those were meaningful qualifications. The accountant is recommended for precisely the wrong reason. That confident substitution of appearance for ability gives the observation its deliberately crude logic.
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