More from Happy Gilmore
- I was supposed to be on that tour.
- Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me get to sleep.
- During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
- Green jacket, gold jacket. Who gives a shit?
- [to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit?
- Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant – huge ass.
Last reviewed 2026-07-06