Happy Gilmore — Characters

An ice skate on its side beside a tiny orange cone on a round base, resting on pale lavender ice. — Original artwork

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

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A worn gold-coloured star medal hangs by a ribbon from a wire coat hanger against a dark background. — Original artwork

Green jacket, gold jacket. Who gives a shit?

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Painterly white golf ball in grass beside an overturned open khaki bag. — Original artwork

[to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit?

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