I was supposed to be on that tour.
Chubs
- Director
- Dennis Dugan
- Cast
- Adam Sandler, Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald, Carl Weathers, Allen Covert, Frances Bay
- Year
- 1996
- Runtime
- 91 min
- Genre
- comedy film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me get to sleep.
Grandma
Are you too good for your home? Answer me!
Happy
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Happy Gilmore
Green jacket, gold jacket. Who gives a shit?
Happy Gilmore
[to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit?
Happy Gilmore
Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant – huge ass.
Happy
If I saw myself in clothes like that...I'd have to kick my own ass.
Happy
So you wanna go grab something to eat?
Happy
Step up, ladies and gentlemen, come see if you can out drive the golf ball...uhh...whacker guy.
Happy
The price is wrong BITCH!
Happy
Where you goin with those clubs, punk?
Happy
You're gonna die clown!
Happy
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Shooter
You better stay away, or you're gonna pay. Listen to what I say.
Shooter
Do you always carry a puck around?
Virginia