Name: Happy Gilmore
Genre: comedy film
Duration: 91 min
Cast: Adam Sandler, Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald, Carl Weathers, Allen Covert

A brass compass rests on folded cloth atop a worn brown suitcase in warm light. — Original artwork

I was supposed to be on that tour.

Chubs

In a drab retirement-home day room, a tiny old woman in an armchair looks up at a tall orderly in white standing over her with folded arms. — Original artwork

Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? / You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.

Grandma

A young golfer in a hockey jersey bends low over a ball just short of the cup on a tournament green as the gallery leans back. — Original artwork

Are you too good for your home? Answer me!

Happy Gilmore

An ice skate on its side beside a tiny orange cone on a round base, resting on pale lavender ice. — Original artwork

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Happy Gilmore

A young man in a hockey jersey shrugs beside an older coach who gestures with one hand on a floodlit driving range at dusk. — Original artwork

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

Happy Gilmore

Painterly white golf ball in grass beside an overturned open khaki bag. — Original artwork

Where were you that time, dipshit?

Happy Gilmore

A brightly colored plaid glove rests over a white golf ball against a pale turquoise background. — Original artwork

Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant – huge ass.

Happy Gilmore

A cracked hand mirror leans against a red boxing glove on dark cloth. — Original artwork

If I saw myself in clothes like that...I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore

A white plate with silver cutlery rests on a small circular bed of gravel against a blue-grey background. — Original artwork

So you wanna go grab something to eat?

Happy Gilmore

A golf ball rests in a small silver trophy cup on sunlit green grass. — Original artwork

Step up, ladies and gentlemen, come see if you can out drive the golf ball...uhh...whacker guy.

Happy Gilmore

A young golfer in a hockey jersey and a silver-haired man in a suit square off with fists raised on a sunny fairway beside a golf cart. — Original artwork

The price is wrong, bitch!

Happy Gilmore

Where you goin with those clubs, punk?

Happy Gilmore

A young man in a hockey jersey crouches over his putter before a giant grinning clown head on a night-time mini-golf course as his coach watches. — Original artwork

You're gonna die clown!

Happy Gilmore

Cartoon of a smug blond golfer in a pink polo jabbing a finger at a scruffy hockey player holding a golf club beside a putting green. — Original artwork

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. / You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? / No.

Shooter McGavin

A golfer in a pink argyle sweater and visor glares over his driver at a scruffy young man in a hockey jersey on a fairway at sunset. — Original artwork

Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. / Why don't I go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay?

Shooter McGavin

In a dim ice rink after a power cut, a blonde young woman in a bright pink sweater leans on the boards in her skates watching a man in a dark jacket push a puck across the ice toward the net. — Original artwork

Do you always carry a puck? / Yeah.

Virginia

A golfer in a striped shirt and red trousers follows through a big swing on a sunny fairway, a golf bag beside him. — Original artwork

It's all in the hips.

Chubbs Peterson

A golfer in a red hockey jersey lines up a short putt on a green at sunset as a crowd watches in silhouette. — Original artwork

Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap, tap, taparoo.

Happy Gilmore