Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.

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• You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can’t take the honky tonk out of the girl.
• The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity-toity Yankee bitch, and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.
• Why don’t you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
• Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
• Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
• You dumb stubborn redneck hick.