There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

More from Benchley's Law of Distinction

• Bad breath is better than no breath at all.
• The first myth of management is that it exists.
• There are those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who don't know what the heck happened.
• You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
• 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.