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You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.

— Laws • Hartley's First Law

A small chestnut horse standing in a white claw-foot bathtub beside a yellow rubber duck, surrounded by pale green tiles.
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This reworks the familiar saying about leading a horse to water. Bringing the animal to the water is the easy part; the speaker suggests real accomplishment would be getting it to float on its back. The humour comes from swapping the usual stubbornness complaint for an absurdly higher standard.

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