Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

Wheatley tries to deliver reassuring information while revealing that the situation is alarming. His hesitations and corrections make the attempted explanation less dependable. The joke comes from a guide who recognises the appropriate reaction only after asking Chell not to have it. This is an excerpt from his longer explanation.

Context reviewed 4 October 2026