Two hitchhikers in dressing gowns meet a grinning two-headed man on a glittering starship bridge.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  ·  1979

Douglas Adams

“Are you telling me,” he said, “that you set yourself up to become President of the Galaxy just to steal that ship?” “That’s it,” said Zaphod with the sort of grin that would get most people locked away in a room with soft walls.

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The Presidency of the Galaxy has no real power, so the joke is that the biggest job in the cosmos was only a means to nick a spaceship. It sums up Zaphod: reckless, vain and delighted by his own audacity. The grin line is the character note fans remember, and the speech is a favourite for describing any ridiculous scheme carried out with total conviction.

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Late in the first novel the Heart of Gold has reached Magrathea, and its passengers learn what Zaphod Beeblebrox was really up to. He did not become President of the Galaxy out of ambition; he ran for the office so that he could steal the Infinite Improbability Drive ship at its unveiling. One of his companions asks, in disbelief, whether that was the whole point. Zaphod admits it with a grin the narrator says would get most people locked in a room with soft walls. He also confesses that he altered his own brain to hide the plan, even from himself.

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