Where have you been?
Desk Clerk
TV quotes
Where have you been?
Desk Clerk
I'm an Old Testament guy. You go your way, and I'll go Yahweh.
Hirsch
Do you know anything about faith?
Stone
You a football fan?
Stone

You know, I gotta tell you, I'm getting a little tired of breaking into desks and rifling through filing cabinets. I feel like I'm on a rerun of "Magnum P.I."
Stone
You loved her, didn't you?
Stone

You really push a man to the brink.
Stone

God's universe is not like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it.
The Devil

If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not.
The Devil
I have always advocated family values, all the way back to Cain and Abel.
The Devil

Junk mail, mostly. One of my lesser triumphs.
The Devil

Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.
The Devil

Nobody beats the Devil. Are you listening? Did you hear what I said, Mr. Stone? Nobody beats the Devil.
The Devil

So, Ezekiel, how did it feel? A pariah, shunned and hated by your fellow men.
The Devil

These microbes never cease to amaze me. An orgy of pain and suffering in such a little tiny package. You really have to give that old bitch Mother Nature a lot of credit.
The Devil

Vanilla? Where's the waitress? I only eat Rocky Road.
The Devil

Yes, yes, now that's what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I've heard it a million times defending a billion atrocities, and it's still music to my ears.
The Devil