Ten shillings in sixpences, forty-two pounds in thruppences, and seven pence. It’s going to be a rather rich pudding, but who cares.
Chef Ivor Clarke
This is a wonderful traditional Yuletide game. It's called the Indian Ocean Game. Everybody sits round in a circle, and the first person to mention that the Indian Ocean is forty thousand fathoms deep, loses.
Denise
First of all, a big hello to all our viewers. Hello Mrs. Green, hello Mr. Green, hello Mum. I think that's everyone.
Eric
If every day were Christmas day By some fantastic trick If every day were Christmas day We’d all be bloomin’ SICK.
Eric
The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?
Eric
Here’s a viewer’s letter. It comes from Mrs. Margaret Forsdyke: “Since watching your program, I have become a new person. Yours sincerely, Mr. Arthur Vickers.”
Michael
I got three hundred and sixty Christmas cards! ...And I'm not sending ANY of them until someone sends ME one.
Michael
You know, every Christmas, I feel like a little child. But we always get turkey.
Terry