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I got three hundred and sixty Christmas cards! ...And I'm not sending ANY of them until someone sends ME one.
— Do Not Adjust Your Set · 1967
Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
The speaker has hundreds of Christmas cards ready but refuses to send any until receiving one first. The emphatic demand turns a generous seasonal gesture into a contest over who makes the first move. Abundance of cards sits comically beside a shortage of goodwill.
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