The different branches of Arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.
Lewis Carroll
“Would you tell me please,” asked Alice, “where I ought to go from here?” “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” replied the Cat. “I don’t much care where–,” she replied. “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”
Lewis Carroll
“Write that down,” the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.
Lewis Carroll