Lord Emsworth, whose IQ may be some thirty points below that of an absent minded jellyfish.

More from Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best

• Bingo uttered a stricken woofle like a bull-dog that has been refused cake.
• He blinked, like some knight of King Arthur's court, who, galloping to perform a deed of derring-do, has had the misfortune to collide with a tree.
• He blinked, like some knight of King Arthur’s court, who, galloping to perform a deed of derring-do, has had the misfortune to collide witha tree.
• He blinked, like some knight of King Arthur's court, who, galloping to perform a deed of derring-do, has had the misfortune to collide witha tree. Uncle Dynamite
• He had the look of an ostrich that had swallowed a door knob.
• It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof.