
Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Care to sit on my magic lap?

Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Care to sit on my magic lap?
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Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning 'cause you look magically delicious!
Our interpretation.
A cheesy flirtation that plays on a cereal slogan, teasing that the person looks so appealing they must have had 'magically delicious' cereal for breakfast.
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure could see myself in your pants.
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Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
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I heard that milk does the body good, but damn! How much did you drink? t-shirt
Our interpretation.
The pickup line turns the saying about milk doing the body good into an exaggerated compliment about the addressee. It is flirtation rather than a measured claim about diet or a body. The final line retains the shirt note.
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I lost my phone number - can I borrow yours?
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Was your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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