A silver comb with grey threads beside scissors on crimson velvet.

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The Old Reliable ‧ 1951

P.G. Wodehouse

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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What it means

Our interpretation.

The setup sounds like a promise to solve a familiar concern about ageing, but the answer is grotesquely disproportionate. Naming the guillotine turns a supposed cure for grey hair into the removal of the person altogether. The calm phrasing makes the dark reversal especially abrupt.

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