More from Almost Heroes
- Mr. President, we have to give bears the right to vote... or bears will rise up and then bears will be in congress and we will be the ones performing in the circus, wearing little hats.
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
- Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.
- Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Last reviewed 2026-07-08