There is no shame in being poor, only dressing poorly!

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• One bit, two bits, three bits, a peso. All those for Zorro, stand up and say so!
• I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
• Your gratitude is thanks enough.
• Tell the people Zorro is back! To defend the defenseless! Befriend the friendless! And to defeat...the defeatless!
• A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
• Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?