More from Cal Naughton, Jr.
- I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
- I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
- Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09