Dad, I’m a lesbian. A big one.
Chris
Gosh when does it end?
Chris
Mom I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father's Day or Christmas Morning!
Chris
Oh come on Einstein. Time isn't something on your watch anymore. Time does not exist here. And its not going to make me need Annie any less.
Chris
That's not the secret knock.
Chris
When I was young, I met this beautiful girl by the lake.
Chris
Why can't I see you?
Chris
You four-eyed pile of shit!
Chris
You have to break in half to love somebody.
Chris
You say your paintings are missing?
Chris