Dave — Characters

Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Dave

A roll of clear cling film lies partly unwrapped around a small wooden drumstick shape on a pale yellow surface. — Original artwork

Cling film? Am I a chicken drumstick, Gerald?

Dave

Hail to the chief He's the one we all say "Hail" to. We all say "Hail" 'Cause he keeps himself so clean! He's got the power, That's why he's in the shower...

Dave

Painterly grey mug beside a folded newspaper and small potted plant. — Original artwork

Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true, then... I still don't care.

Dave