Dave

The Full Monty3 lines on file

Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Painterly overturned orange lotion bottle spilling white cream on a turquoise-striped towel. — Original artwork

Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Dave

A roll of clear cling film lies partly unwrapped around a small wooden drumstick shape on a pale yellow surface. — Original artwork

Cling film? Am I a chicken drumstick, Gerald?

Dave

A tiny bath beneath a duck-patterned shower curtain, with a yellow rubber duck peeking out beside aqua tiles. — Original artwork

Hail to the chief He's the one we all say "Hail" to. We all say "Hail" 'Cause he keeps himself so clean! He's got the power, That's why he's in the shower...

Dave