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If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
— Doug McKenzie · Strange Brew
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The speaker tells the listener they would kiss them if their breath didn't smell of vomit. It is a self-deprecating, rather crude way of expressing affection while blaming their own foulness, mixing romantic interest with gross-out humour.
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