The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!

More from Strange Brew

• There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
• And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
• I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
• If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.