Disillusionment is what little heroes are made of.
E. K. Hornbeck
Hello, Devil. Welcome to Hell.
E. K. Hornbeck
He's the only man I know who can strut sitting down.
E. K. Hornbeck
He that sups with the devil must have a long spoon.
E. K. Hornbeck
I may be rancid butter but I'm on your side of the bread.
E. K. Hornbeck
Mr. Brady, it is the duty of a newspaper to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
E. K. Hornbeck
Sit down, Samson, you’re about to get a haircut.
E. K. Hornbeck
We're growing a strange crop of agnostics this year.
E. K. Hornbeck