Larry

Did you see the dumbbells this guy lifts? If I lifted dumbbells like those, I would get a hernia the size of the San Andreas Fault.

Larry

Oh come on Alan, you don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client. I'm rich, I'm the most fun and I'm always in trouble.

Larry

One little murder and you are Jack the Ripper.

Larry

People think that all cameramen do is point the camera at things, but it’s a heck of a lot more complicated than that!

Larry

Well, opinions are like assholes, your Honor. Everybody’s got one.

Larry

Well, opinions are like assholes, your Honor. Everybody's got one. The People vs. Larry Flynt

Larry