More from Leslie Knope
- I’m going to see my mom. She’s a big mucky-muck in the county school system. She’s my hero. How do I explain her? She’s as respected as Mother Theresa, she’s as powerful as Stalin, and she’s as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.
- Sir? This is a children’s slide. You’re not allowed to sleep here.
- These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So what I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.
- This is where the rubber of government meets the road of actual human beings.
- 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not.
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09