
And I’m going to get my gun license, finally.
Louise

And I’m going to get my gun license, finally.
Louise

Good job Mr. Frond, we were going to tell her on Father’s Day, now we have nothing to do on Father’s Day.
Louise

Okay, technical problems from last night have been resolved. Hair dryer plus toaster plus waffle iron equals boiling water.
Louise

Sorry, I’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
Louise

Turns out dad has been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Louise

What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad for another person. Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?
Louise